April 2010
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With a little help FOR my friends.....
No matter how seemingly insignificant, putting yourself in a potentially compromising situation to stick up for someone might be the most gratifying thing ever. And when the results end up exactly how you wanted, sublime.
March 2010
1 post
Checkpoint
I’ve almost let this useless little page slip to the back of the internet’s junk drawer. But I miss farting around on it, so I think I’ll pick it back up.
I will start it back with this: The other night, me and a buddy of mine were texting about some random bullshit, and we got to making some jokes about doing dumb shit in our younger days, and that this Jesus fella was...
February 2010
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January 2010
17 posts
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Does It Make Me Any Less of a Mandolin?
Last week, I while doing my random searches through used musical instruments for sale on CraigsList, I came across a mandolin for $40.00. Eh? Why the hell not. I’m pretty bored at the moment, and I know a little about the instrument. I’ve been playing guitar for over twenty years, so I figured I would at least flatten out the learning curve a bit.
So I picked up my new toy, which...
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Gay Robot →
I’m sure this is probably offensive, but it is so damn funny.
Gotta Be Swine Flu
Laid up in bed all day, feeling like an overstuffed bag of mashed ass. Flipping between The Biggest Loser and America’s Funniest Videos. Eating soup, drinking tea, letting my dogs hang in the bed. I am one pathetic motherfucker.
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Fuck It.
I mentioned that yesterday I watched the movie Singles, and was going to write down my thoughts about it.
Well, don’t feel like it one bit. I will say this, though: It is a generic, tepid story buried in a shitheap of time-stamped pop culture. And while Pearl Jam may be a so-so band, they are downright fucking shitty actors. Campbell Scott has a dumb, reversed name and is a complete...
Movie Time!
Watched Singles earlier today (watch for quasi-review tomorrow), and now I’m going to finish up the unintentional “Matt Dillon Film Fest” with The Outsiders. I bet it’s been about 25 years since I’ve watched this movie in its entirety. I’m pretty pumped.
Been getting back into watching movies lately. Such a good pastime.
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“spanish and italian sounds much more sexier and romantic than english! I’m...”
– J.D. (A status update copy and pasted from my Facebook. I would recommend some continuing education in English beforehand, and a less intimate form of currency.)
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Bacon or Beer Can? →
It’s hard to be a grumpy curmudgeon when you discover something so fantastic.
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Smoke Em If Ya Got Em
Quit smoking cold turkey last week. Didn’t intend it to be a New Year’s resolution, just realized that I was finally sick of smoking. I’ve tried before a few times, using gum and the patch, but it didn’t stick. I knew that if I was going to actually pull it off, I just had to cut it out totally.
I didn’t think it was going to be easy, but after a full week,...
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“During an interview on The Tonight Show with Conan O’Brien, Galifianakis...”
– from Wikipedia. More proof that he is the funniest human alive.
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Welcome to Bitch About It
Hi there, nobody at this point! This is yet another little corner of the internet where someone is going to get all self-righteous up in this piece and just start typin. I’ve decided I needed a better place to unleash my diahrrea fingers than my friends’ inboxes.
So here you go, ladies and germs. I have no idea how often I will be updating, but I will try to keep it as current, and...